So men of reddit... What common house hold liquids should we not use as lube to masturbate... NSFW

So Icyhot is obviously not an option. Forget all the stupid answers like windex and siracha sauce as well. Help your fellow men out by submitting what to completely avoid when doing the deed, or opposite to that, what household liquids are excellent. Format it like this (What not to use as lube) WNTUAL: Siracha Sauce- Spicy for the taste buds, spicy for your penis (What to use as lube) WTUAL: Lotion- Obviously the first answer for any man.

I'll start, WNTUAL: Sunscreen Lotion: Thought this would be a good deal because it was on hand, ended up with the weirdest feeling in my balls that has yet to go away. WTUAL: Vaseline Moisturizer Lotion: Clean and nice.