What is the most unfortunate situation you have ended up in with the Cops?

I was very drunk one night, and broke some of my teeth. Later on that night, I was on Grafton Street watching some buskers, and spat on the road because of my teeth, unfortunley right beside a "Guardians of the Peace" van that was driving by. They stopped and went mental at me, and told me they were going to bring me to court. They never did obviously.