Anyone else do this? [9]

So, one night at around 3 am, I was high, I mean really high. I got dropped off like a quarter mile from my house, so during the walk I smoked a joint. Now I'm really cooked, low, red eyes, whole nine. I come up to my house, with sleeping parents inside, time to become a ninja. So I walk up to the door, and ring the doorbell. For a second I was like "Did I just do that? Nah, no way I would do something that stupid", but then I saw my dog run up to the door barking, and I realize "Fuck, I really did ring the doorbell. FUUUUUUUUCK WHY DID I DO THAT"