The Third Hole

So guys pee out of their penises and girls pee out of their vaginas. Or so I thought . . .

I always assumed that girls' 3 holes were . . . well . . . one of the 3 holes . . . vagina, mouth, or butt.

But FYI (according to a reliable source (a girl)) there is a pee hole, a vagina hole, and a butt hole. Those are the 3 holes . . .

My mind is blown . . . How did I not know this fact (insert fun response here)?

But for those with sympathy for a fellow redditor, am I really the only one who did not realize that the 3 holes were THOSE 3 holes . . . (for guys, the urethra is in the penis (same hole))

And apparently I now have to accept the fact the there are 4 holes. Which does not include her ear . . .!?