Can people please stop bitching about having a small penis?

Right, I've seen so many 'paranoid about my penis' posts and 90% of the time the guy is 5' or above. You know, I'd kill for 5'. I'm 4' and thats on a good day when I'm incredibly turned on.

It kills me, it eats at me all the time. I'm pretty fucking tall and I imagine girls think I must be large in the trouser department but nope I'm stuck with what I've got and I do my best.

I deal with it though. I'm nearly 20 years old and I've slept with 8 girls and never had any complaints, to my face at least. Obviously I wish I was bigger, I think everyone does.

I guess all I'm trying to say is, if you're over 5' I feel like you don't have the right to complain. Leave that to people who have micro-penises or if you're feeling really generous with your sympathy, maybe people like me. Sympathy does no one any good really though. If you ain't satisfying a girl, 99% of the time it's down to your moves and not your dick.

Sorry if this is a bit of a rant...