So, about a year and a half ago working at Sears as an electronics salesman...

It was a Saturday afternoon, for some reason our store had been giving out these knives. Some salesmen was there and would come over the loudspeaker saying super annoying shit, constantly. Well, anyways, I live in an area where white trash is ultra prevalent. Also, working as an electronic salesmen you deal with vacuums, sewing machines, and vacuum bags. Vacuum bags are an absurdly annoying commodity, but for many a necessity. So, I tell you all of that to tell you this:

White Trash woman walks into department, asks for "Hoover S Bags." The way our tags are, you can't fit the entire bag title on the tag. So, obviously if a word is continued to the next line, there is a hyphen. So I reply to her, "Ma'am, we are currently out of Hoover Bag S. You may want to check down at K-Mart. Due to the merger of the two companies, K-Mart carries most of the items we have." This woman looked at me and said, "Well that's bullshit! Look right there, it says Hoover Bag S." At this point in time, I said fuck this shit, I am sick of talking to rude white trash bitches (it happens ALOT), "Ma'am, that says Hoover Bags. The hyphen is there to continue the word to the next line, not to say we have 'Hoover Bag S.' Have a nice day." She turns to me and says, "Ya know what? Fuck you. They are giving out knives here today, you better watch yourself."

tl,dl: White Trash bitch threatened to stab me due to Sears' lack of vacuum bags.