IAMAn American. AMA

No idea if this will actually attract any redditors, but I thought this thread could potentially be amusing. I got the idea from a thread asking what everyone in your country seems to like that you don't (I answered "My country. I AM an American" as a gag). But it's possible my country is seen as being somewhat ridiculous to some, alluring to others, and foreigners/immigrants may have questions about customs/grammar and the like. Maybe I'm not the most qualified person to do this, but as far as I know, I'm the first. And as this is the internet, being first means I'm the best! :D Just kidding (we like to have fun here).
I am a twenty-something American from the Northeast. Ask me anything!