If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?

I'd go with a classic surf'n'turf. A big fat steak with a whole lobster on the side. I'd wash it down with a pint of Hoegaarden, then for dessert i'd have warm carrot cake with caramel sauce and vanilla ice cream. Then i'd stab the guards in the side of the head with my steak knife.

What would you have for your last meal?

Apologies if anyone finds this tasteless (scuse the pun). I am curious to know.