I'm going to be the sassy gay MC at an amateur stripping competition tomorrow. Why are some good lines for me to use?

I'm going to be the MC of an amateur stripping competition with male, female, and group divisions tomorrow night. I need to write some stuff to say at the beginning, end, and in between acts. I'm going to be adopting the "sassy gay" persona, which I'm pretty good at, but not every line needs to tie into that persona. Reddit, do you have any good ideas of funny lines for me to use?