200 readers, 2 months. Can it really be? This calls for a celebration!

In lieu of a proper piece of poetry,
I present to you this piece, quite shitty.
It aims to celebrate our achievements,
Highlight milestones and score sheets.

We are now over two months of age
And we have two hundred subscribers to this page
To celebrate this marvellous fact
I offer to you the following pact:

Present to me in this thread
Your top efforts at using your head
To create a piece of poetry, so fine
And I'll award the best some Reddit Gold for your time!

(How much Gold I give away depends on how generous I'm feeling in 24 hours and how Shitty the works presented are! Get going! :D )