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Parents Found Out I Smoke Trees Today...

So today was a pretty interesting on and I just feel like I need to share my experience with a whole bunch of people...

So, a little back story first. I'm 16 years old and I've been smoking trees for over six months. My parents had no idea I smoked trees up until today.

So near the end of school today I tell my girlfriend that we could go smoke some trees after school if she wants. Little to my knowledge, her 'Bible Banger' mom (No offense to any Christians) checked my girlfriends messages, and called my mother. Soon after I get a text from my mom telling me to go straight home from school. She then proceeded to call me "Mr Toker." At this point I knew that she knew, so after school I went to see my girlfriend to see what the hell had just happened.

We walked out of the school and I saw my girlfriends mother waiting in the parking lot to pick her up. I decided I needed to confront her about what had just happened. As I talked to her she just told me that I should stop smoking trees and I need to really reconsider my relationship with her daughter. After me blabbering for 5 minutes about how she shouldn't judge me for this, they left.

I got in my car and headed home. On the way there I called my Grandma, (who knows I smoke trees) and asked for any advice as to what to say when I get home. She told me just to be honest and to let my parents speak what they think.

I got home and walked inside, my heart was pounding. My Dad (who I've never had a real great relationship with) told me to sit down, so I complied. He then preceded to tell me about the call him and my mom got from my girlfriends parents. After he let me speak I told him straight up that I smoke trees. He then yelled at me about how "bad" trees are for you. After awhile I got sick of the yelling and raised my voice he then preceded to yell "Your all doped up now aren't you?" and slapped me across the face. Enraged, I told him to go fuck himself and punched him in the face. We then wrestled each other to the ground exchanging blows. After about 30 seconds I told him this shit needs to stop and we both recovered. We then sat down for 10 minutes silently until my Mother got home...

She brought a drug test in with her and asked why we looked so beat up. My Dad replied with his side of the story and I told my side. They both then bombarded me with questions about my tree usage, which I answered truthfully. After awhile they asked me if I was going to stop...

I said I would stop until I'm 18 and out of the house. Unfortunately my Mother didn't like this and started to take me on a guilt trip. She explained how much I've disappointed and disrespected our family...I decided not to listen anymore and walked up to my room.

Once in my room, I texted my girlfriend to see if she was alright. She was. My mother walked in my room after about 5 minutes and preceded to take my phone and check all my Facebook messages. She found out everything about my tree usage, where my pipes were, where my trees were, and where my friENTS live...

She then took all my Pipes and Bubblers, and threw them away...along with my trees.

After awhile without my phone I asked for it back, but she told me no and that I won't be getting it back until she reads everything.

Around dinner time my Dad went to pick up dinner. I asked if I could go with...

In the car me and my Dad eventually made amends, and grew a little closer together. He basically told me when I'm 18 I can do what I want as long as I make something of my life...

When I got home I tried to make amends with my mother, but she would not listen to me. I then gave up and told her I'm done trying to explain myself to her.

After awhile, she talked to me and basically said that drugs had a big negative effect on her childhood living environment. She also told me she doesn't think I'll amount to anything in my life since I smoke trees.

So basically thats been my night. Its been pretty shitty. A lot of people have lost respect and trust for me, and I'm not sure what to do from here...

Sorry if if this post isn't in proper grammatical structure, its kinda hard for me to get my thoughts into writing.

Thanks for listening r/trees!

Posted Dec 2, 2011, 4:11 AM UTC

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