Men of Reddit: What is the strangest thing you've blown your load on or into, perhaps due to an inability to find kleenex or just for the hell of it? I'll go first..

I decided to create a throwaway for this one guys.

I once tore a page out of Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto and came on it. It was right after a history exam and I had anti communist sentiment waiting to release itself onto Marx's work. Guys, I must say, it was a pretty good feeling.

I once had to use a Starbucks coffee, because I had no napkins or kleenex in my room. No, this wasn't another one of my political demonstrations (like with Marx) representing some sort of corporate hatred.

What about you Reddit? I'm sure some of you have some way more interesting stories?

EDIT: Downvoters, suit yourselves. This could have been an interesting thread.