If you could create your ultimate ASMR experience, what would it be?

For me, this receptionist where I work would draw me a map to a shoe store where a well-manicured, slightly-accented older woman wearing silver rings would sell me a nice pair of shoes and then borrow a pen from me to draw me a map to a hair salon where I'd get a hair cut while watching the haircut scene from 'Her Alibi'. Then I would die in a car crash because my asmr would have me too impaired to drive, but at least I'd die completely relaxed.

Why, yes, I have had a few glasses of wine tonight.