eagles...we need to talk.
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now, before i say anything, i just wanna say i love you and you know that. nothing will ever change that. but right now, after what you just did to me, i fucking hate you. you've become something i don't even recognize, and i hate to see you doing this to yourself.
why would you keep a clearly incompetent quarterback in when we have a rookie with a stake in the future of this team on the bench?
why would you wait until the game was out of reach to give the ball to the best runningback in the league?
why would you consistently make gameplans that nullify our best players?
why
WHY
WHY
####WHY GODDAMN IT WHY
####WHY HAS THIS ENTIRE SEASON BEEN A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK OF INCONSISTENCY, SHITTY PLAY, AND DISAPPOINTMENT?
####WHY HAS OUR TEAM, FIT TO BURST WITH POTENTIAL FROM LAST YEAR, IMPLODED INTO A BLACK HOLE OF 0 POTENTIAL!?!?!?
that got out of hand. i apologize. remember, i love you. last week, i had a similar feeling to now and people said i "overreacted" and that i'm being a "//#typicalfan." i publicly defended my position but privately, i had that little glimmer.
do you know what that glimmer was called? hope. it was a small bit of hope that, against all odds, the eagles could pull their shit together and fight to the playoffs with this ragtag group.
i was wrong. dead wrong. this was the single most embarrassing performance in the past few years, ranking up there among the bengals tie and the ravens game in which we saw the first glimpses of kevin kolb.
addendum: THINGS THE EAGLES DID RIGHT AND WHO CAN BE CREDITED WITH IT
- offensive line - offensive linemen, howard mudd
- run game - lesean mccoy, offensive linemen, howard mudd
- defensive line - jim washburn, defensive linemen
everybody who isn't injured or on that list (coaches included) need to go.
they need to go.
####they need
####to go
####fuck themselves.
i love you, eagles.
but you seriously are pathetic.
Posted Dec 2, 2011, 4:40 AM UTC · edited