I found out my new roommate can't hold his alcohol.
Posted Dec 8, 2011, 8:34 AM UTC
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Did he fall out of the bed or did you drag him out so he wouldn't piss on his mattress? If the latter, kudos. If the former, lol.
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i woke up to him like that, the facts remain unclear.... but that sleeping arrangement looks very comfortable sans the urine
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Rofl, he fell. But the lack of urine on the mattress is a definite silver lining to his hangover.
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If you were any kind of roommate that wouldn't be his pee he is sleeping in.
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bwahahaha!
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And fun was had by all...and they all lived happily ever after. The end.
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gnarly
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My roommate is a Redditor. and will definitely check it hungover tomorrow. I would love to see his face when he sees himself passed out, piss covered, with his dick in his hand
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youre right... he couldn't hold his alcohol it all spilled out.
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Kudos on posting an embarrassing picture of your new roommate on the interwebs.
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I would like to congratulate you on a very lovely, and unfortunately very practical, tile floor.
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When you get that fucked up, you know you had a good time.