Don’t bother coming out at work

Just don’t come out. All you have to do is start wearing women’s clothing one day. It turns out everyone is too dead inside to care. It really is that easy.

/uj huh, it really was that easy

Posted May 6, 2021, 2:58 PM UTC

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nan_slackChad to Karen•

/uj i couldn't get anyone to give a shit when I came out at work 🤣 like, it was great, nobody cared in a positive way, it was just such a non-event it made me regret not doing it a long time ago

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BellFogsOPvauge nb personish•

/uj Wearing women’s clothes has been a non issue but I’m still too nervous to tell people I changed my name lol

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nan_slackChad to Karen•

/uj it'll probably come up organically eventually, especially if you're on hrt too🤷‍♀️

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BellFogsOPvauge nb personish•

/uj I’ve been on hrt and wear outfits that clearly show my tits. Everyone is just really dead inside here

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nan_slackChad to Karen•

looooooooooooooooooool just gaslight them into thinking it was always your name and you're a completely different person

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SarcasticPandaI put the male in female•

So you work in accounting?

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fulminatethesun•

capitalism saves the day!

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jgjr420•

Capitalism never saves the day lol

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fulminatethesun•

uj/ I'm jerking tho

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jgjr420•

Ok fine I guess lol

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fulminatethesun•

uj/ ??? you do know that unless it has a "uj/" everything is ironic/sarcastic here, right?

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vaporwave_vibes•

Uj/ I changed my name on my apron at home depot, a coworker had "switchplate" as his name and the manager was okay with it.

It was fine until I said I was transitioning and then my apron became 'inappropriate'

Then a fucking incel coworker said he should be able to touch my chest because I don't like my meatsacks.

Jokes on them, I joined the national gaurd and I come back sometimes to rub my happiness in their faces

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DisastrousBendtrans woman boyfriend•

switchplate

Oh wow, so cool that you had a nonbinary coworker!

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nan_slackChad to Karen•

seriously tho what was it like working with such a brilliant comedic mind

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