I tried playing Edward forty-hands [that drinking game where you duct tape a pair of forties to each hand] with a bottle of chardonnay.. I downed that sucker in 15 minutes.. AND THEN I PUKED.. Rightfully so..
Hit me with your best shot, Reddit.
EDIT: style points go to those whose puke come in fancy colors!
Posted Dec 16, 2011, 6:17 PM UTC · edited
I hope you didn't get any on your skirt.
touche, sir. i did get some projectile on my shoulderless top.
I had a friend try to teach me to shotgun a beer in 3 seconds flat. Every time I failed to do it in 3 seconds, he would give me another beer and make me try again. I finally got it. I then proceeded to throw up neon blue and neon red colors because I had Fun Dip earlier.
neone blue and red puke. +2 style points.
Was eating cheesy puffs, you know those bright orange things. Was the only thing I had eaten that day and then started to drink. Needless to say and then I puked, and it was bright orange.
+1 style point!
I came home from vacation a few months ago, only to realize that my toilet had been clogged at a party there and there was several week old piss sitting in it. One whiff, and I had to run outside and puke.
i thought you were going to say you puked in the toilet fermentor.. might as well have, right?
I was doing my PST. Physical test for entrance into BUDS (Basic Underwater Demoliton of S.E.A.L.S.) when I was getting into the Navy. I passed the 500 yd swim (crawl) something like 80 push ups in 2 min. 60-70 sit ups. 15 pull ups. and a mile and a half run in under ten minutes on my FIRST try. My gf was watching me and she hugged me when I finished.. and then I puked.
Pretty awesome you got through BUDS, period. Epic that you did it on 1st try.
on her? >_>
No. lol But my recruiter was laughing his ass off.
I was climbing into the bathtub one morning while massively hungover. I got one foot in the tub with one foot on my bath towel. The foot inside the tub quickly slid out from under me while the foot on the bath towel slid in the opposite direction. I did the splits, but instead of going to the floor, the side of the tub stopped my momentum by slamming into my testicles. Then I puked.
i wish you had a gif of this.. or a schematic.. i'll accept either..
This happened to my friend, he met his now ex for the first time and they were at a party with copious amounts of drinkin. They went home together. After fooling around, he's on top of her and starts kissing her...blarrrrfffffff. Right on her face! We consider it PRE-retribution for the whole relationship.
puking with someone is always a special bonding experience!!!
In this case ON somebody.
i drank Orange Sparks followed by Leroux Peppermint schnapps, and then i puked... orange.
everywhere.
orange puke. +1 style point.
The local bar I had frequented often had a challenge: drink the most pints of Arrogant Bastard Ale of any person so far and put your pic/name on the wall. The record stood at 8 pints, no time limit. I was on my 7th or 8th(according to my friends, I was having some number troubles by that point). One of my friends turns towards me and goes "you don't look so good." Like flipping a switch.
In my mind, this is what happened: Get up, walked to bathroom, get through door, start to let go but hold it in, get to stall, puke a little in stall, mostly in toilet. Puke LOTs in the toilet.
In reality, this is what happened: Get up, walked to bathroom, puke on door(burned through the varnish!). Go through door, puke on wall, floor, and stall door. Puke on stall wall. Puke in toilet so much it clogs. My friends and the girl I was dating managed to clean the tiny, divey bathroom up and we were on our way. Big tip to the bartender and I bought the owner a stuffed penguin to apologize.
tl;dr - BOOOOMEEERRRRRRRRR!!!
kudos to your friends and past lady friend for being upstanding citizens.. you get an A for effort..
Easy. Birthday, drank a whole shitload of wild turkey. Felt like I was gonna throw up the whole night, didn't. Next morning, when leaving, friend's mother came up to me as I forgot my phone.. THEN I puked. all over her.. no longer invited to their parties.
I was blowing my boyfriend, he came, and then I puked, all over his dick.
pix or it didn't happen
sorry it happened almost two years ago.
doesn't mean you wouldn't have any pix.. or you can re-create it and take pix.. your call..
I think that is the last thing he wants to do.