If you drink a lot of cheap alcohol you're an alcoholic. If you drink a lot of expensive alcohol you're a connoisseur.
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Posted May 20, 2021, 1:17 AM UTC
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Drink a lot of both you're and a functioning alcoholic
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No that's just when you still show up for work.
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Of course, you gotta get the money for the good stuff somewhere
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I'm both
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Kinda like the crack/coke thing for poor/rich people
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If you drink beer you're a smart ignoramus
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If you spend the same amount of money but end up with fewer bottles...?
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No no, ive known people like that. Theyre still alcoholics.