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Redguy05

Local CMO ends up being the last head of staff alive in a revolution, manages to (almost) singlehandedly destroy the revolution.

/tg/
Local CMO ends up being the last head of staff alive in a revolution, manages to (almost) singlehandedly destroy the revolution.

Posted May 22, 2021, 1:45 AM UTC

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Cimika_TG:blue-med: /tg/ admin•

Oh hey, ahah, that's me !

I was the last head because the CE was just SSD in a locker, and the revolutionaries were mostly stealth. When I was in the shuttle's cockpit and saw everyone batting down my door, I beat the curator on the head until they deconverted and figured "Oh fuck, I'm alone".

I teleported out with the hand tele, got stun batons and mindshields, had a lot of chems on me (Was Chief Medical Officer), so I just went in the hallways and fought everyone, deconverting them until I had killed all the revheads and won. Extremely thrilling.

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Redguy05OP:NT:•

I was the paramedic that saved you when you got attacked by the guy in the engineering hardsuit in medbay. Didn’t know you actually look at this subreddit.

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Cimika_TG:blue-med: /tg/ admin•

Argema is a vewy good moth. Love seeing them around.

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Zmd2005•

How long have you been playing to be this robust?!?

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tabnk2•

Far too long

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Budborne•

How'd he do it?

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ScoutLeadr Fuck you Baltimore :blue-exc:•

Well, here’s a little lesson in being a fuckin badass

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etgfrog:blue-chem:•

I'm going to guess with the CMO hypospray with a death mix. That and you can do some crazy stuff with chemistry and dealing with large groups of people.

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Redguy05OP:NT:•

Actually they mostly just had a stun baton, a telescopic baton, and some mind shield implants.

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Budborne•

Badass, one slip and you're done too

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Budborne•

Thats about what I was thinking but curious what exactly it was

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Cimika_TG:blue-med: /tg/ admin•

Nah just baton and ephedrine.

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[deleted]•

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tabnk2•

DOOM music plays

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Panzer_IV•

Heavy metal intensified

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Lexbomb6464•

Too bad I went SSD, good thing I left you in charge.

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CMOs are either the most robust or least robust Heads on-station and there is VERY little in-between.

I've watched one pissed-off CMO solo 2 Clown Demons because she was tired of having to clean medbay.

I have also watched an armed CMO get pushed out of an airlock by an assistant with a crowbar.

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Qortted:skull2: Skele-man Advocate•

The duality of man

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k_ubo•

Low is great, he's a badass who knows how to have fun. Solid 8/10 player

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nikiosko•

"I am a man of peace, but..."

Yeah, don't touch CMO's medbay.

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truewora:grey-civ2:Professional Synthbutt Grower•

"Fine...I'll do it myself."

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