MOASS inflation hedge?

What's everyone's Not Financial Advice opinion of the best way to hedge your $xx,xxx,xxx,xxx tendies against the US dollar imploding? I don't live in the US, so I'm hoping this will give me at least a short-term buffer, but what's everyone's opinion on a longer term option?

I know Gold is the old fashioned wisdom, and obviously buying back into GME would be smart. Personally, I'm thinking I might convert around 25% of my tendies straight into other currencies, though I'm not sure which one(s). The Euro seems the obvious choice, but I think it could also collapse. I'm also considering the NZ, JPY, and KRW, as I have the impression their economys might be the least hardest hit by COVID while also being (temporarily) insulated from the US stock market.

Thoughts?

TL;DR: what's your plan to keep your tendies intact when the US dollar implodes?