What's the stupidest thing the over-zealous ban bot has actioned your account for?
I get it. FB has automated the ban bot, but it is way too sensitive and as such has a ridiculously high false positive rate.
Sure, posting a semi-topless photo of Salma Hayek to group of fellow single dads while discussing the hottest celeb was poorly thought out. I got 24 hours for that last year.
Maybe saying to someone "Settle down, fatty" during a heated 'discussion' about politics was in bad taste. That earned me 72 hours, which I agreed with. My apologies, I had a weak moment of aggravation.
But now I'm nearing the end of a 7 day ban for posting a line from Ice Ice Baby, in a discussion about Vanilla Ice visiting our area. Someone started a thread meant to recite the whole song, starting off with "Alright stop" and it went on and on until the following line, which I posted.
The offending lyric that earned me the new ban was "I'm infecting your brain like a poisonous mushroom, DEADLY".
I got a 7 day ban from FB for quoting Vanilla Ice. Good times!
Your turn...
Posted May 29, 2021, 12:56 AM UTC
My current ban, a Trump supporter called me a "filthy communist". I replied "ooh scary word you do not understand. Disgusting seditionist". Facebook banned me automatically for 24 hours. I pressed the appeal button and got the ban extended to 30 days.