This makes me nervous for no reason [Fixed]

Original Submission (58%): This makes me nervous every time for no reason.

Posted: 7h before this post by rsnbl_man (fixed by Craigheadamundo)

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I expect it to start ringing, and be pleasantly surprised when it don't.

Everytime I go through them I can't help but think "I didn't steal anything, don't ring! Also, if you can hear me, please stop reading my thoughts."

Then I freak out and imagine the huge argument that isn't going to happen.

Tonight I had one go off in a store I bought nothing in. I had to run my pockets in the customer service station. When they found nothing, they told me to just walk through and keep going...

I hold my purchases in front of me and wave them through the machine before walking through it myself just to see if it goes off. Anyone else?

They force me to buy at least a pack of gum so I don't leave empty handed and feel like a criminal.

I wonder if they actually thought about that when installing them and I wonder how much profit they make just from guilt purchases.

You already know that if it beeps, you have to run. You don't know why, but you NEED to run.

Especially after sorta getting caught stealing that one time.

im a baller on a budget bitch