God is always doing little things

God is always doing little things

Posted Dec 25, 2011, 2:30 AM UTC

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universalsmirk•

rock solid faith

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Boraggle•

That would explain why he never got around to doing anything about the thousands of people who pray every day but starve to death anyway; selfish douchebags are clogging up his inbox with requests to help people find their keys or some shit like that.

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queerissuesOP•

My thoughts exactly when I saw this. I considered adding a picture of a starving child asking for a little food and god saying no because he was too busy reading Facebook statuses about himself, but decided against it.

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anonymous_mattSecular Humanist•

Hey! What do you demand of him? All that granite! Just think of it. I for one am grateful. XD

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urbanturtlefarm•

Ha! I must admit, I used to think that that was the saying... then I turned seven.

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a111127•

hooked on phonics: right spelling, wrong word!

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anonymous_mattSecular Humanist•

Hahahaha, haven't laughed so hard in a while

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Fallout-with-swords•

So quartz, a whole bunch of feldspar, and a little biotite to top it off?

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