Check your spandex before you ride!
That stuff wears out and becomes see-through from the back. Then we can see your butt crack! (And additional details let’s not get into right now…)
Use the Buddy system on this one - you won’t be able to tell the integrity of your shorts unless you bend over in full daylight.
Save lives: Crack riding is a dangerous distraction!
Posted Jun 5, 2021, 3:55 PM UTC
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You mean grocery store pants?
You mean the greatest fashion trend of the 21st century?
Or just stop checking out everybody's ass cracks. Easy.
At a stop sign/light, it's hard to avoid seeing the ass of the person waiting in front of you.
Body shaming is bad, every butt has a crack and nobody makes you look at it
Say no to Crack.
Stop staring at people's asses
Men in sweaty white spandex shorts, standing as they wait at a stoplight...you'd be amazed at what you're showin', especially on a sunny day riding on SW Terwiller...
Dads! Get your kids to apply crack spackle before leaving home. They'll have fun, and even fight to see who can crack spackle pop!
Were you distracted in a good or bad way?
I've always wanted to let people know if they're showing more then they had planned to, but I chose to not say anything and err on the side of safety....my safety.
See this this why I never ride on bright sunny days.
This page is exactly what I expect it to be
we ride bikes in the nude here
Then we can see your butt crack!
Due to the padding, this is usually the last sign of wear. Prior to that, you may merely see my (thicc) cheeks (clap).
Crack shaming ?
How do you remove someone’s post?
Gotta ease into that naked bike ride somehow bro.
Better hurry, it's today at 12:30pm
Terry Sue Webb Daytime Naked Ride
https://www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-13444
I’ve been there and done that. Was actually dared by a girl who was going to do it that I wouldn’t do it. So naturally I called her bluff, in the buff.