A retelling of my first clop experience for your enjoyment [Possibly Boring]
Hello everyone!
Alright, so a little about me to start. I've never clopped before but I enjoy porn and I also enjoy ponies so it seemed a natural progression. So the other night on a whim I decided to attempt to clop and now you all will get to read about it! Exciting, huh?
When I started my masturbation session I didn't intend to attempt to clop. However, I came across an oddly related movie, more specifically around 7:40 to 17:40 of the video. So I then decided to go to the Ask Futashy Tumblr. What I found there was some cute pictures peppered with some that left me with a strange feeling. After a bit of browsing, I lost my boner so I decided to go back to the first video.
After I regained hardness, I decided to take a look at r/clopclop. The first post I clicked was this one, admittedly pretty hot. After viewing for a little bit, I decided to continue on and came across this link. Instant boner killer. I had to go back to the first video again to regain my erection. After that I felt I should press on so I checked out this link. It wasn't clop but I listened to the whole song and subsequently lost my boner just because I was busy listening to the song.
After the song was over, I continued on and click this link. It didn't do it for me so then I clicked this. Not bad.
Then my phone rang, god damn it. I had to answer and of course lost my erection. OK, now that that's over, I decided to go back to the first video the regain my boner quickly. Once it was established, I decided to check out one of my favorite sites, g.e-hentai.org, and look for pony related material. I searched for "my little pony" and was greeted by Twilight Sparkle peeking over the border, a pleasant surprise. I decided to check out the galleries below to see what I could find. First I opened this gallery. I read the entire comic, it was cute but it do anything for me.
I pressed on and tried this gallery next. Scanning the thumbnails, I clicked the 5th picture, that did it for me and I stayed on that pic for a while. I clicked to the next picture and it was awesome as well. The problem was these were not really "clop" in my mind so I decided to go on.
I tried this gallery next and clicked a couple of thumbnails. Nothing really did it for me until I got to this picture. I stayed on that picture for a little while and it proved to be successful. I then decided to move on.
The next gallery didn't help too much, except this pic but again, it wasn't really clop. Then I clicked this picture and that helped a little. I decided to go to the next gallery.
The next gallery proved to be full of helpful pics. This one, this one, this one, this one and this one were all very helpful. I came close to climax but decided to keep going.
Twilight's gallery was not helpful. Rainbow Dash's also fell short for me. I headed to Pinkie Pie's gallery next where I found some of the same pictures from earlier. I viewed these pics again and came close but then I decided to go back to the original video to finish.
After I finished, I cleaned up and had the urge to find a certain video of Rainbow Dash dancing to the remix of Ken Ashcorp's 20 Percent Cooler. I was unable to find the video I was looking for but stumbled across this PMV. I thoroughly enjoyed the PMV but feel that the lyric "I'm horny" was incorrect as I believe Pinkie says "I'm for me".
Anyway, that was my experience, I hope you enjoyed the retelling of it. In the future, if the mood ever strikes me, I might try clopping again but for now I'm probably going to stick to my "normal" stuff.
Posted Dec 29, 2011, 1:05 AM UTC