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Lost in translation.. my first encounter.

ive been a reddit browser for awhile now, and finally, today something happened that forced me to make an account. i just recently moved to a new town and went to the unemployment office to take a work keys test to land a 13 an hour job. while i was waiting some sexy girl came in and sat next to me, i think of this as fate sending me a friend so i start a conversation.. well everything is going awesome and then the conversation comes to this:

-her 'so what do you like to do for fun?'

-me 'oh i play video games! halo, mw3, others too..'

-her 'nice! how do you do on there?'

-me 'i shit on kids'

as i said that this old dude was walking by and got really angry and made a scene. i started explaining myself, and then realized the situation i was in. I started laughing so fucking hard i had to give up.

the female, swoon by this encounter, gave me her gamertag. This is by far the sexiest thing ive ever received from a girl.. way better than a number.

EDIT: the sexiest thing ive received from a girl non sexually.

Posted Dec 29, 2011, 1:38 AM UTC · edited

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