Dear noobs, A helpful poem just for you.

On behalf of the BF3 community I speak as one voice, And congratulate you on your game of choice. However to become skillful, and dominate for days, You must first kick to the curb your Call of Duty ways. I'm here to help you and guide you on your quest, For the second you deploy, you'll be put to the test. Unless you want to be powned in the ass without any lube, Avoid driving any vehicles you stupid noob. Get into the habit of spotting, it is a very important art, And if you havent been doing it, bitch- you better start. There are two kinds of choppers, transport and attack, Know your role in each or I'll personally remove your nutsack. If playing as Recon is your preferred class, Make sure your not just sitting back with your thumb up your ass. At the beginning of a round, here's a topic on which I'll expand, Dont take off in a vehicle alone and leave me with my dick in my hand. People get hurt in war, and sometimes we need healing, When your assault and dont drop a healthpack, its a shitty feeling. War also requires bullets, and we tend to run out quick, So if your rollin support, give me ammo or I'll punch your dick. In summary, you dumb noob it's not about K/D, It's about teamwork and victory, i hope you can see. Don't be offending young noob, give us some credit, You can usually rely on the subscribers of Reddit.

Stupid noob.