Write me a limerick and win Frozen Synapse (Steam Gift)

I have no friends and therefore have no one to give my extra copy of Frozen Synapse away to.... So whoever writes the best limerick (google it if you dont know what one is) gets the game. 'Best' is subjective but i will be grading on humor, subject matter and if its an actual limerick or not...

you will need to have a steam account to win... duh. good luck!

EDIT: im sorry for this but the game the winner receives will be dungeon defenders instead... I guess i do have at least 1 friend and he wanted to play it with me. however, i do have a copy of dungeon defenders to give away... sorry for the mix up!