Reddit, I got a random text from someone in california. Help me troll?

Our convorsation so far. I have just been playing along. I need ideas to troll.

Them:No I live in cali now I just grew up in Olympia so I'm staying here over the break. me:gotcha them: yeah are you going to paulas tonight? me: yeah are you? them: no i wanted to buy my car isnt here so I had no ride. :( me: what? you cant get one with a friend? them: no one i know knows anyone up there or wants to go up there. but im coming up for new years. where are you going to be?