If you knew you wouldn't get in trouble, where would you put a Pedobear sticker?

I was just reminded of the guy who posted the Pedobear sticker in an elevator and I got to to thinking where would be the funniest/oddest place to put one of those stickers if you knew that the people who saw it would just laugh and not call the cops on you?

There's a sign outside my building that says: "Slow down, we love our children." I'd put it over the 'our' if I was sure I wouldn't get evicted.