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You've probably seen this, it is a fwd. "Congratulations from candyshop. You have won the weight of your dick in Candy. To collect your Tic-Tac please contact us at 1-800 Junior mint." My reply to friend was...

Congratulations, your moms dildo arrived today. You can retrieve it at Missile Silo # 4, Billings, Montana.

Posted Dec 29, 2011, 3:23 AM UTC

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