3 gods in one

Although i am an atheist, i think the christians got it right on one account: there are 3 versions of god, though most only worship one. There is the literal-bible god, who actually does what the bible says, and is mainly worshiped by fundamentalists. Then there is the god who mainly sticks to the bible, but turns a blind eye towards anyone who worships him and does the things he says not to do. After all, rules are only for those who disobey your god. And last but not least, there is the really friendly god who wants you to take all the parts of the bible literally, except when it contradicts with what you already know.