[H]50% Valve, 50% DemolitionInc, 50% Machinarium, 50% Brink. [W]Something uselful!

I'm horribly poor so can't make use of the vouchers. Not expecting miracles but even some coal would be nice! Make me an offer! Steam profile http://steamcommunity.com/id/nea102/home

• -50% Valve
• -50% Demolition Inc
• -50% Machinarium
• -50% Brink
• -50% Introversion Complete Pack

Will give away if anyone cares to delight me with a short story or Haiku.

EDIT: Just got another -50% Valve coupon. I think they want me to buy some of their games or something.