Just Won The Orange Box in the Steam Holiday Giveaway. I already own all of the games. Send me a gaming-related haiku, and I will send you the package!

You will also need to send me your Steam ID and/or e-mail. Best of luck!

edit: PC only. Does not apply to Xbox360/PS3.

edit 2: Heading off to work.... KohKoh513 was the first to post a proper haiku, so he will get the gift copy when I get home. However, I've decided to purchase a few extra copies of the game (hey it's only $10USD) and I'll be gifting them to my favourite haikus posted before 12PM EST today.