Dearest reddit

I love you guys. I love this website. I'm a freshman in college, and in the past three years this domain has taught me more than public schooling has ever or could ever teach me. Delete Facebook, sleep with a towel on your pillow — I submit to your wisdom.

Now...a month ago a couple cops showed up at my dorm room door because they could smell the dank bud I was packing. Being stupid, I let them in. I only had two grams, but nevertheless am applying for what's called an "Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition" program, which basically means I jump through their hoops and they keep my record clean. BUT, as part of my probation, I may have to submit to urine tests for the next six months to a year.

I am incredibly lucky to have been given this option. I know that. And I know most of you don't even think this is a punishment. But it feels like a fucking disaster to me. I wasn't even going to say anything, but considering that some guy switching domains from GoDaddy made the front page I thought maybe you all would have something to say to me.

Godspeed reddit