Hey reddit, whats the biggest Forever Alone thing you do?

My biggest forever alone thing I do is when I'm on steam and someone else is online, I send them a message like "Hi namelessperson!" or something along the lines of that where they usually respond with something like "Hey Tinyheavyistiny" then I close the chat window, so when they message me back I feel like they decided to message me because they enjoy conversations with me.

EDIT: I accidentally a step in my Forever Alone maneuver