Reddit, what's the weirdest thing a stranger said to you this holiday?

I'll start:

Today at the store some random older fella put his hand on my shoulder, pointed to a Christmas tree the store had placed in the corner and said, "look at that tree right there. It's absolutely beautiful. Now that's the kind of tree I can picture myself standing in front of, sipping on a cup of coffee and absolutely pleasuring myself to." Needless to say, I was quite uncomfortable...