Lessons Learned in 1990’s Still Useful Today

Fiancé: I’m so tired of this touchpad messing up.

Me: While reading reddit, totally lost what’s wrong with it?

As I turn my head. She’s picking up her laptop, she proceeds to tell me, “It only works when I blow on it.”

I’m wearing a look of utter shock and disbelief as I see her picking up her laptop and proceed to bring it to her face and she blows across the touchpad. I am dumbfounded….

Me: Does this really work?

Fiancé: Yes! gives me the Duh! Look

I stared again in a moment of disbelief, and proceed to ask her “Does it not work when you just tap on it?”

Fiancé: No!

Then the real mind fuck sets in, and I have to ask,” WHERE THE FUCK” (WTF) did you get the idea that this would work and to give it a try.”

Fiancé: It worked on video games in the 90’s…same theory, no?

TL;DR : Touchpad needed blowjob to enticed it into working.