Found on 4chan [couldn't PrScr because I am using my phone, and I am too lazy to root it]

4chan version of "Delilah" by "The Plain White Tees"

Hey I'm a rapist, How's the water in the shower? I'm about ten feet away, And I'll watch you every hour

Yes I will Just close your eyes And take this pill. I'll do what I will.

Hey I'm a rapist don't you worry about the curtains, I'm right here if you get lonely, Just talk with persistence

Close your eyes, If you open them you'll be surprised I'm right behind.

Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu

Hey I'm a rapist I know that I am getting hard But just believe me girl Someday I'll really catch you off guard.

You'll get it good I'll give it to you like I should. My word is good.

Hey I'm a rapist I wish that I could stay And if everytime I stalked you home, Get behind you, and bang away, I'd do it all. And even louder you would ball When I called

Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu

I know nine months seems pretty long, But they've got drugs and doc's and hangers I'd punch you too, if you had no other way.

You friends would all make fun of you, If they'd knew what you'd been through They would feel the same And by the time I am through Mr. T will pity you And the world will never be the same And you're to blaaaaammmeee

Hey I'm a rapist You be good and don't you miss me Two more years and you'll be done with school And I'll be making history like I do You'll know it's all because of you We can do whatever we want to Hey there Delilah here's to you This one's for you

Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu Ohhhh what I'll do to youuuuu