IAMA guy who's wife just kicked him out of the house for having a cigarette for the first time after quitting a year and a half ago.

Was it a stupid thing for me to do? Yeah. Pretty dumb. Did I apologize? Absolutely! Practically begged for her for forgiveness. Would I do it again? Probably not. Especially if I knew how she was gonna react. Did I enjoy the smoke itself? Fuck yes. Like riding a bike. It was awesome. Do I think she over reacted? Yes. Yes I feel like she did.

Edit: Whoa got a lot of comments and replies. Just wanted to thank you guys for your insights. Read through the comments and also wanted to thank you all for putting up with so many grammatical errors on my part. All of my postings have been done via my phone and I've missed a bunch of typos and in some cases typed wrong words entirely. Thanks (most of you) for upholding Reddiquette.