What are the best/worst/funniest things you've done while blacked out?

I have a couple to start with.

First, I have a lot of sleep disorders and one of the few things that will put me out (things like ambien don't work) is xanax...the problem is that I'm also very sensetive to xanax. If I drink much, even the day after, with xanax, I black out very suddenly at a very low threshold. One night, during a week in which I had been taking a lot of xanax to sleep because I had been incredibly busy, my girl friend and this other girl we both found very hot were all partying at my house and drinking quite a bit.

I woke up real early, naked and alone..as I'm waking up my girlfriend walks into my bedroom and walks over to the bed. I hazily ask her why she's all dressed up and where (other girl) is. She says, "You don't remember?" But she seems in a light mood so it doesn't sound like anything bad happened. "We were listening to music and then tried to climb in bed, you got really mad at us for waking you up or something and yelled at us that we had to sleep on the couch. She's asleep out on the couch."

Second one.

As I mentioned I have really bad sleep disorders and one of them is a form of high-functioning sleep-walking. One morning I wake up and my at-the-time girlfriend is waking up with me. Brief chit-chat happens and she says, "You pissed me off so fucking bad last night!"

I'm confused and ask for an explanation.

Synopsis: I shot up out of bed violently enough that it woke her up. I said, "One haif quarter cheese!" I then walked down stairs, got a glass from the cupboard, opened the freezer and filled my cup with ice and then got a soda from the fridge and filled my glass.

The whole time this was happening I'm shouting (I said it progressively louder as I got progressively further away), "ONE HAIF, QUARTER CHEESE!".

I then walked up stairs, the whole time my girlfriend had been yelling at me to shut the fuck up, and sat down on the bed. I put my soda down by the bed as my girlfriend is yelling at me that, "If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to go sleep in the garage!".

So at that point it seems to sink in to me and I lay back and inform her, "It's gonna be really cold down there." Then I lean back and seem to go to sleep, not before whispering, "One haif, quarter cheese." Into her ear.

Oh yeah, I also wandered all over the house before pulling out my junk and pissing all over the coffee table...as my room mate was watching tv.