M4R, Midwest Is Best

Hi,

I'm sitting at home watching shows online and could use some conversation. As my title suggests, I'm a guy living somewhere in the middle of the United States.

I enjoy things, and other stuff. Occasionally I even do this and that. Sounds awesome right‽ And now you can't wait to send me a PM! So do it. Or else. Please?

Seriously though, if you want to know things about me then let's engage in conversation. PM first and then I may be willing to fire up one of the ol' chat programs.

Here is a picture of me so you know who you're talking to. I usually smile more. Please keep all boners to yourselves. Unless they're of the lady variety.