Have you ever defecated then looked at your stool and admired it?

I took a wonderful dump about 10 minutes ago. I wiped, front to back of course, and proceeded to flush. Before I did, I glanced at my turd. I couldn't help but notice it looked like a Mako Shark. I basked in it glorious presence before the putrid smell reached my nostrils. I flushed and waved good bye. It was almost a shame to flush that triumphant turd.