Homemade greentext OC

be 13 in middle school

small school, 18 to a grade

be in history, split into groups, 9 boys 9 girls

group work, 2 groups, boys and girls

thursday before four day weekend

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girl is dismissed to go home

walks to boy group, hugs all boys

waiting for a hug

waiting--I'm the last boy

pats on the back

slowtearbro

nine years later

have reunion

discover she is cashier at pricechopper

walks to me

smell shit and caked semen

bite back on vomit

see she is fat too

tries for hug, dodge like a boss

she slips on some salmon

salmon

someone was not so polite about being a slob with dinner at reunion

ignored

she hits the ground

spaghetti is all over floor

she tries shoving pasta back into fanny pack she is wearing that no one noticed before

stares at me

says she will coitus me

mfw is my uncle wearing toupee made of tunafish

start to run, trip

realize I be trippin' nigga

come to amicable agreement with those around me

mfw I can't triforce