The DF Pseudo-Achievements List

The purpose of this thread is simple. Imagine Dwarf Fortress had achievements. Now make some up. Then, try to see how many of your own and others' achievements you can obtain in one game. I'll start it off simple.

Downward Digger
From your starting level, dig five levels down.

Toy Soldiers
Arm at-least three dwarfs with a wooden training weapon and shield or buckler.

Eggsplosion
Hatch at-least 5 chicks from nest boxes.