Dear Toronto Redditors: I'm unable to leave my apartment and am in desperate need of smokes...

I have some severe agoraphobic issues and am out of cigarettes.

Would any kind Redditor be willing to deliver some to me? I need a pack or two of Candian Classic King-size.

As compensation, I will allow you into my sanctum (i.e., my apartment); give you a $10 tip; and allow you to meet my cats and take photos of them for karma-whoring purposes.