Help Name/Disc my Pyro Gear (rewards for you!)

So I LOOOVE playing pyro. As such i've finally got a full set of stranges: degreaser, flare gun, axtinguisher, and power jack (for when i want to go gas jockey).

I've had 3 name tags and 3 desc tags for a while now and can't think of anything witty or interesting to name my gear though so i'm looking for a little help. If i end up using any suggestions i shall reward thee with metal (or items/crates if yee so desire).

Honestly the only thing i've come up with is to call my degreaser "the check list" with a description saying "gas...check, spark...check, spy...check" which i think is only marginally witty since i use the degreaser more to spy check and lite things on fire to finish off with my axe. Anyway help me out if you think you can.

tl;dr: Need help naming and giving discriptions to 1- Degreaser 2- flare gun 3- axtinguisher