Fun Conversation with Cousin's Fundie Friend (synopsis)

Friend:I believe the Bible is the literal and perfect word of God, and I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior.

Me: You believe in a young earth and that dinosaurs lived with humans??

Him: /rant on how evolution is a theory and carbon dating is flawed...

Me (doing my best to channel the awesome of Christopher Hitchens): Well I believe there are two types of Bible literalists, those who have never actually read the Bible, and those who have never read anything else. And you sir, are both.

I was worried about the state of our educational system, until my cousin told me he was homeschooled. Typical.