FOR THE GOOD AND WELFARE OF r/trees

*We were coming home from an already very disappointing (no snow!) Colorado ski trip, *and the flight was delayed, *and when we finally got our late baggage, *and got a late shuttle, *to the car parking lot and find out our tire is flat, *to have to wait for AAA for an hour because the road was too slanted, *who took a while to change the tire, *who finally did it after an hour, *and then we finally get home.

And then I smoked a doobie. And I feel amazing.

TL;DR: I'M HIGH BITCHES