An-as-best-I-can transcript of one of the more bizarre exchanges I've had with NAB

‎BLOCKED NUMBER

Me: Hello, Michael speaking. ...

NAB: Hello?

Me: Hello, Michael speaking.

NAB: HellocanIconfirmthatIamspeakingtoMichaelProverbialWhataever?

Me: Yes.

NAB: HelloMichaelthisis[forgot]fromNationalAustraliaBankjustcallingyouregardingyourpersonalloan

Me: Okay...

NAB: Justlettingyouknowthatthiscallmaybemonitoredorrecordedfortrainingandcoachingpurposes

Me: Okay...

NAB: NowMichaelIseethatyouactuallycalledustodayregardingyourpersonalloansoIdon'tneedtocontinuewiththiscall

Me: ...I'm sorry I didn't catch that, could you please say it again?

NAB: Yes-Michael-I-see-that-you-called-us-earlier-today-regarding-your-personal-loan-so-I-don't-need-to-continue-with-this-call

Me: ...alright (still not getting what's going on, expecting something further will take place)

NAB: ThankyouMichael

Boop, Boop